affectin:

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

(Source: affectin, via andrewquo)

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

(Source: mintyboob, via clehmentine)

vinegod:

waking up on a friday by Jacko Brazier

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PUGS NOT DRUGS by Nicholas Megalis

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BLADIN’ TIPS WITH DEBBIE by Jordan Burt

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by TasiaAlexis

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Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius

vinegod:

I swear the devil came out from inside her😂😂 by Just Jonah

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya, via ryanvallejo)