kissmylovelyassbutt:

musiclily:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • Godspeed
  • Do you need a hug?
  • Take my sword
  • The dragon walks alone
  • That’s not the code word
  • I wish I could do that. I haven’t been able to…since the accident

think of me when you wipe or shake

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communistbakery:

communistbakery:

I want to know how likely it is that my child will receive the gene for good wordplay

I’ll use a punnett square

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ionlylovebooks:

suns out guns out more like suns out buns out who wants to touch my butt

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striders:

do u ever think about ur girlfriend and become the human version of the heart eyes emoji

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pinkmanjesse:

when one of your favorite blogs finally follows you back

image

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spicyshimmy:

spicyshimmy:

*carries a redshirt with me but doesn’t wear it* it’s a metaphor for dying on away missions but i don’t put it on because i don’t actually want to die on away missions

the fault in our star trek

(via godtie)

Here’s one of our many kisses~

//Cecil// & //Carlos//

(Source: asklabcoatsandties, via godtie)

princessaftbh:

I want to kiss you and I can’t

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